I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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