dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
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I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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