BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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