1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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