he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
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There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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