I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
it's great music for shaving your balls
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Floor bacon is actually really good
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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