it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
