Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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