It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
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My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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