Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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