very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i think my mom watched the whole time
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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