well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
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i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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