we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
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