Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
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Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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