I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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