i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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