hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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