Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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