i jhust puked up my retainher.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
We need to rekindle our bromance
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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