They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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