i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
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His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
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I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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