When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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