problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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