It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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