the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
they call him Oral-B. enough said
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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