He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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