you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
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So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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