So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
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I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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