he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
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So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
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How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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