didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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