is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
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I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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