everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
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He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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