Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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