sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
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its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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