lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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