Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Randomize
