Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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