just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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