Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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