i just google imaged poop.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
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I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
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Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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