I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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