So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
barbara walters just said penis...
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Sext me about skeletons
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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