Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
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i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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