She is in my trunk
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
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She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
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Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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