I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
You can't just leave with hair like that
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
