brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
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Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
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