It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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