She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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