I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Can I color on your dick again?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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