everyone is single if you try hard enough
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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