i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
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my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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