hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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