you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
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Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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