Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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