Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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