At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
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We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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