i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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